Who's the man? I'm the man...

Some days are better than others. Some days you feel like you are not getting the recognition you deserve at work... no one chants your name or starts a slow clap when you enter the office... the CEO has not invited to dinner or a braai... you don't have your corner office and company Jaguar yet.

So then comes the time to bring the sexy back and work on some self promotion.

Now here is our easy guide with some simple steps to follow to get you going in the right direction:
1. Preparation - shave chest and add fake tufts of hair to stomach/chests showing who the person is people should be looking at in the photo.
2. Preparation (part 2) - make sure you have a Hitler-like hair cut or get one if you don't have one already. (Any dictator hairstyle would do. It brings all the girls to the braai).
3. Look for a appropriate Hot or Not website - add you photo on there and see the admirers starting to flock in. Alternatively just make it your profile pic on Facebook and set your relationship status to "Grrrrrr"

Before long you will be the envy of every single person in the world.