Pictures of the royals

It is so easy to get things a little mixed up. You are driving down the street and see a man in a crown crossing and think: "Oh my absolute hairy sack! It is William and Kate!"

...and then after you inspect the photo at home, you are bitterly disappointed as you figure out it isn't. You realize that William doesn't have any tattoos.

Those damn Americans. Damn their good looks and amazing physiques.

I could have sword it was the royals.

Relax... I got this

Everyone can relax now. I got this. Go do the weekend thing.

Come back all Zen like on Monday so that we can turn everything on its head again.

I G-O-T T-H-I-S!

Meanwhile in Hell

Forget about the naughty and nice list from Santa. There is a lot more to worry about if you get on the OTHER naughty list.

Your day starts with a nice little claustrophobia inducing, sweat dripping, stomach hair itching, 3-day old sweat suffocation to get things going...

From there things get worse.

Financial crisis in Greece

Economically the Euro crisis has hit the whole of Europe in some way or another. Our hearts go out to the people of Greece in particular.

They have had such a torrid time of it that they have had to revert to "Other Means of Payment" to get by.

So remember if you are on holiday in Greece and run out of cash, there are some alternatives...

Ooooo so mad!!!!

As this day winds down you might have had a few things not work out for you. If you were one of the people who was as unfortunate as our friend in white (in the previous post) then I can't offer much help.

However if you have had a day where you thought: "I am now so thoroughly and genuinely pissed off, I am going to tape an assortment of baked goods to my head!!!" ...uhhh... I think like our friend in white, you also need to go and visit a doctor. This would however be a far more special doctor. One who will be your friend and will make you all better with some nice multi-coloured little pills.

I am just wondering exactly what the idea is with the buns. Our gentleman in his smashing hotdog bun ensemble is looking fairly unhappy with life in general. Maybe he didn't get his Bieber tickets... maybe someone stole his My Little Pony dvd box set... maybe he supports the Stormers... any one of these horror stories can be true...

Meanwhile in Alabama

You know when those parties go in a certain direction and you just think: "mmm... I am going to pull a boot over my head"

I haven't been to any of those, but I would sure like to just sit in a corner just to see how it turns out... with a cattle prod just to be safe... and a bat... and a bullet proof vest...

Those 'mericans are a special kind. I have said it before a couple of times, but damn they sure are special.

Well now my brain is getting a little tired. I am going to enjoy my coffee now. Things would have been a lot more interesting at this here party.

Meanwhile in America: The Effort

Life is filled with challenges and one of the biggest is being American. Going anywhere is hard work and sometimes along the line you need to try and get a bit of eating done...

In South Africa and Kenya kids walk 10km's to school and starve. In America they judge the rest of the world, each eat enough in one sitting to feed a normal family for a day and then sit if they want to go anywhere... Life is ooooohhhh soooooo haaaaaard!!!

and meanwhile in Germany

She scares me. I think she wants to subtly tell us that she likes finger puppets, but the death stare is the slightly worrying bit.

I think we have a serial something in the making. Not sure if it is knitting hats, shaving farm animals or dressing up as the Hoff.

Whatever it is gonna be, it will not be good...

Meanwhile in Austria... - Daily Chores

Some people just don't pull their weight sometimes. It looks like in this Meanwhile in Austria photo they have the same problem with the gentleman taking a break.

You can see his supervisor in the foreground is not 100% happy with his performance and is seriously considering a disciplinary hearing. She thinks that he might not be adhering to the company dress code and that he might not be reaching his wood chopping targets.

Meanwhile in the background you can see his co-worker is also not impressed. She is going for the "talk to the hand" option instead of listening to his grievances. If Cosatu was there, we would at least have had a nice bonfire by this time and an upside down poster. They should really get a Cosatu in Austria me thinks.

Meanwhile in Australia

While on the other side of the globe it is time for some R & R. The sheep have been chased around the whole day. They are hiding to make sure they don't get violated by some crazed Brumbies supporter... Your average day.

Sometimes you just need to kick back and enjoy what nature has to offer. The finer things in life.

I am the biggest fan of the specialness of the Americans, but the Aussies have to be a close second. Them and those NZ pansies are just laughable.

...but that is the last one from me today. Tomorrow we continue on this cultural journey. I think soon my blog will be featured on National Geographic as an example of the specialness of the people in our wonderful world.

Meanwhile in Afghanistan - BFFs being silly

Afghani hotness: LIKE!

Ahhh... those silly times when you have had one to many fermented goats-milk too many. It is all fun while it lasted, but then your pictures land up on the net.

You can't ever show your face in public again and you are so ashamed!

As you walk through the streets people look away and you can just imaging what they are thinking. It all looked so sexy in the mirror and you just got carried away.

Meanwhile in other parts of the world, people start seeing these shocking images. They don't know which way to turn as they see your obvious total lack of self control.

I think the new DVD will rock: Afghani Girls Gone Wild!