Pictures of the royals

It is so easy to get things a little mixed up. You are driving down the street and see a man in a crown crossing and think: "Oh my absolute hairy sack! It is William and Kate!"

...and then after you inspect the photo at home, you are bitterly disappointed as you figure out it isn't. You realize that William doesn't have any tattoos.

Those damn Americans. Damn their good looks and amazing physiques.

I could have sword it was the royals.