When Valentines Day is a Little Less Special

As all men I know I have probably failed on meeting expectations on this one waaaaaay to many times. I know that my gestures are more often than not the Channing-Tatum-swooping-in-offering-a-heart-felt-gesture-to-make-all-men-look-like-idiots moment. But I think the person in our picture might have gotten it wrong.

There are people who miss the point and there are people who miss the point and make you hope that they are institutionalized before they come to get you.

A grand gesture really does go a long way and I know the idea of being creative and really doing something unique is inspirational. There are however some instances when that might not be the case.

So for those who thought that they would show their loved ones that they loved them will all of their heart this coming Valentines Day, I think you should look at alternatives... or run the risk of a restraining order... and you will be very dead if you give all of your heart in this way... and being dead sucks.