Like kissing an eel.
Makes it easier to understand why those dear 'mericans are not in the best of shape. They eat bacon ice cream as part of their balanced breakfasts.
My brother went on a bit of a whirlwind tour of the US a few months ago. After eating everything that was fried, deep fried, soaked in oil and covered in lard, he craved some sushi. They do have sushi, but you eat it with a bbq sauce. (Mini throw-up).
