You know how you sometimes wonder if your day is going to turn out right? Saw a post the other day about a friend on her first day back at work and the key broke off in her car's ignition.
That sucks, but what sucks more is what happened to our friend in his nice all white outfit. When you are lying in the road and someone has to hold something over your ass in an attempt to stop the blood shooting out you are more than likely not having a good day.
When the blood is so much that it has already streamed down your legs it is a good indication that your day can only get better from here. So as this beautiful day unfolds, think to yourself: Has blood shot out of my ass today? If the answer is NO, then your day will at least be better than our friends... If YES then go to the doctor, do not pass go, do not collect R200, go straight to the doctor.
Bloody marvelous
