I am all for staying positive and keeping the mood cheery. There are however times when you just say no. You don't play all polite and you don't smile when this happens.
When it is Christmas Eve and it is time to open presents you know something is not going the way it should when the 3 sisters and the mother have to dress up in the same flannels... Things don't get better with "dad"sitting there sporting his bitch tits for the camera.
If ever there was a dodgy looking individual "dad" takes the cake. Just say no. "Turn that smile upside down"... get the pepper spray... use it and flee. If you can't get away... use the pepper spray on yourself to make sure you don't need to see anymore of dad's bitch tits. It is a sin against eyes everywhere.