What the hell kind of party is that - Seriously WTF?

There are parties where things go a little crazy. Just the other day someone accidentally cut someone else with a bread knife at one of ours. It was on  the back of a few liters of liquid refreshments, but it hasn't ever gotten to this.

Now don't understand me wrong, but there are things that are funny... things that are a little off... and then of course what is happening in this picture.

Okay so the idea of putting on a novelty apron with dangling bits is one thing. Then posing for the photo, while grandma gets all excited in a booze and dementia frenzy about the friendly man at the party. That is not okay.

That is the wrong part of it. Then if you actually WANT to be in the photo where this is happening, you need to get an adjustment on your meds. Things are not going well. Time to see a doctor, don't pass go, straight to the doctor. I mean seriously WTF were they thinking?