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I'm sexy and I know it... |
1. Make sure you have enough ducks hanging from the walls and on shelves.
2. Get naked, because you have THAT body to show off.
3. Go for clown make up.
The result: Never ending calls from adoring admirers. A cult following is sure to follow... but really... WTF?
(Please note... selected parts of the anatomy was blacked out so as not to make it TOO disturbing)