Tuesday, 6 March 2012

New pics for your profile - WTF

I'm sexy and I know it...
You know how you want to actually get that perfect picture for your profile and sometimes just don't know exactly how you should take it. This guy has the right idea and is the embodiment of all things WTF. Here is the important checklist to have all of the ladies/guys/farm animals running your way:
1. Make sure you have enough ducks hanging from the walls and on shelves.
2. Get naked, because you have THAT body to show off.
3. Go for clown make up.

The result: Never ending calls from adoring admirers. A cult following is sure to follow... but really... WTF?

(Please note... selected parts of the anatomy was blacked out so as not to make it TOO disturbing)