I think I have the powers to do this...

An interesting thing got thrown into my plate today. I know it is awesome not to get hangover (my other super power), but I am pretty good at spewing forth random bits of word vomit as well. You are basically looking at the words version of drinking indecent amounts of tequila... thinking its your jam coming on and then dancing until you start to bubble over...

In case you are not getting the picture, it is like this... but with words

This is a bit of an overkill when it comes to saying that you don't approve of your friend's choice in men, but it will do nicely to emphasize my point.

Now imagine if I can light up people's lives with more bits and pieces (and chunks) like this? The world doesn't need another inspirational message on Facebook. There is enough boring to go around for many years. We will probably only run out of boring around the same time that the sun burns out.

I think my contribution to the next generation should include random rants of nothingness (and everything-ness... yes you can use that one in our next Scrabble game. You're welcome)

Well ba-bye

Nadia... Come let us dance like children of the night

This morning driving to work one of my new favoritestest songs came on the jukebox: Dangerous by David Guetta.

It reminded me so of my dance moves. I started to feel it. Started to hear the roar of the crowds as I did the abbreviated moves from my glory days in my car.

When some people dance it just becomes so difficult to look away. As you can see from my days as a contemporary jazz dancer in Japan I was adored by thousands.

O how I yearn for those days...

Tomorrow morning someone will care

As you get into weekend mode again and you plan your night of delightful entertainment you think about tomorrow morning. You know you will feel like the diaper of a baby who has had too much apricot Purity and who is cutting his teeth...

You know that you will not have that many people trying to comfort you as many of them might feel similar.

But don't worry: Your Cat Will Care.

Go forth, be merry (or Mary... whatever floats it for you) and know that there is a furry friend who will look after you in the morning.